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A few days ago...

KRN:"Eh, iris, you masaleh ah?"(or isit "eh, iris, you darah campur ah?")

Iris:"Huh? no."

AND THEN...

Canteen Aunty:"Are you ABC?"

Iris:*looks at her, skeptical*"Ah, no ah."

AND THEN AGAIN...

Lovel:"My mum asked me if you're Ameri-nese...are you?"

Iris:"wad the fuck, lovel! you my fren or not?!?!"

Lovel:"okok, I always wanted to ask anyway wad.....so...are you?"

Iris:*gives up*"ya ya, I am. I came from south california."

Lovel:"SERIOUS?! WHY DIN I EVER KNOW?!"

Iris:*exhausted*"i.was.being.sarcastic."

THEN JUST YESTERDAY on msn:

[gredgen-xuen]deathcab. says:

ris, you pure cheena?

IRIS(:                                                                secret somebody. says:

random pls.

yes, i am.

[gredgen-xuen]deathcab. says:

no kidding.

swear.

IRIS(:                                                                secret somebody. says:

yah.i am.

why?! haha, i can show u my i/c.

[gredgen-xuen]deathcab. says:

but...you dont look like pure chinese.

like PURE chinese. no chinese aura.

IRIS(:                                                                secret somebody. says:

wtf, i know i speak funny chinese[im trying very hard alr btw]and all. but that dont mean im nt chi, im purely chi.

&pls la. single eyelids, flat nose and high cheekbones-not enough?

[gredgen-xuen]deathcab. says:

its not that..&you dont really really look really chinese.

i dont knw how to put it.

IRIS(:                                                                secret somebody. says:

den dont(:

bye!.

how ironic.

im damn chinese-looking pls.