Peel my Orange

Give me a million bucks. I might consider watching you shed your tears and make your virgin promises to each other
...
that is, if you're sober(;

OMG, DID YOU GUYS SEE THE AD?!

seriously, I WOULD NOT want to watch their wedding.
The day I saw the "warm invitation"
was the day I'd like to be
Homer Simpson.
(Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever spiderpig does...)

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My mushroom crown of glory will be up until it grows out.

Looks fine to me.
(I'm serious)
They told me I was acting cute,
while I was rubbing my nose.

Life sucks.
*kicks a can*

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I RAN MY ROUNDS TODAY-UNDER THE SUN WHO MAKES THE HORNIEST MAN ALIVE LOSE ORGASM.

Fuck the heat.
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